U.S. Bank ATM

This is another one of those special "Wayzata ATM's." Unfortunately, the method used to collect your treasure is more elaborate and actually frowned upon by staff. I'll just say it involved the same sequence as the other Wayzata ATM's...but followed up with some approximate heat and a little love tap. For fun, here's that sequence. With either empty hand, locate the middle middle of the frint panel under the front keyboard. With your hand flat on that area, start rubbing in slow circles for at least 5 minutes. Going fast will not help build the needed heat. Rub as fast as you would when washing a window or when you sweep your pet tiger's hair out of your panic room installation. Yes, this is the embarrassing part. After 5 minutes or so, stop rubbing and give a flick to the center of the same area with your index finger. Repeat flicking if needed. You should hear gears quietly turning and then... either $300 or $400 will be released like any other conventional withdraw. (Depending on the transaction limit set.) I'm told it still works...if you don't mind looking bent. This is probably why it's still active for the people of Wayzata.
10 years ago (10-01-2017)