Oakland County Jail

Love this facility I like the food especially the prime rib and the officers are so polite, they gave me a hand knitted wool blanket and a nice cold bunk bed to sleep in with a not so nice room mate! My husband loves the hash browns they serve EVERY morning but I'm struck over the bag lunches they hand out for FREE! VISIT THIS PLACE NEVER!!
9 years ago (25-09-2017)

So, I'm doing 30 days in the hole. Sacked out by myself in a little two man pod one night, when a new guy comes in. A brother. We talk. He starts telling me about how he wishes he was in Wayne County Jail. I asked, "Wayne County Jail? You crazy, man?" He tells me, "No. Wayne County is way better than this place." Wayne County. That means Detroit. Better than the O C J. Another time, we're all sitting around the common room, watching TV. NASCAR is coming on so I change the channel. I'm watching. It's cool. All of a sudden some dep walks up. Some fat dep in brown polyester Hagar slacks. He looks at the TV. He says, "I ain't watching no NASCAR." Fat Punk changes the channel. I'm just sitting there thinking: You ain't watching no NASCAR? Aren't you paid to watch us? And the teevees, they're here for inmates to watch. Dr. Evil's spy in the Ministry of Defense . . .
9 years ago (05-11-2017)

After staying at this terrific establishment for 8 months I've grown a liking for the bologna stew that is served at the end of each month. I tried making my own batch at home but it had nothing on the recipe Aramark has set in place. I was not satisfied with room service, I don't think I saw them once as a matter of fact. Less noodle burger, more chicken pad!
9 years ago (24-03-2017)

You call Bail Bonds has no complaints about oakland.. in fact oakland county is our fastest jail we service. with a long standing relationship with jail and the deps, we get the job done.. Dont use anyone else. You Call You walk. everytime..
9 years ago (11-05-2017)

Also I know for a fact you hide prisoners in Oakland county jail from FEDERAL INSPECTION and adult treatment court is just a front to get MDOC to fund poorly managed halfway houses and cycle people in and out of jail where we are worth $60 a day while outside we pay $300 to stay alive. Hmmm. I know I've been there I also believe the COURT APPOINTED ATTORNEYS have never asked a client to fight the case. They get paid either way. How though if no one pays the jail back for staying. Is it tax payer dollars? Also how is a female cop allowed to enter the male's bathroom while we are using it and check the shower to see if we are naked. Everytime she does that every man in the bathroom has a lawsuit. A million dollar lawsuit. It's called SEXUAL INVASION AND HARRASSMENT. We forfiet right going in based on whatever crime we committed but THIS is NOT Nazi Germany and we ARE not animals. Of course if you delete the footage you can't stop an over crowded jail from saying they ALL have seen her. While robo cop or as I heard a few inmate's calling him will give you a gold star sticker on your forehead if you miss breakfast and make you mop the bathroom at 5:30 in the morning when between lights out at 12 and breakfast you only get 4 hours of sleep. 5:00-5:30 till lunch at 10:30 you get you only get 5 hours of sleep keep in mind it takes about 15-20 minutes to get to sleep based on how much or how little food is in your system... Scientifically studied and proven. A person needs 8 hours of continuous sleep to be a productive member of society. Not a law but as citizen's each inmate is entitled to even the basic human liberties... I guarantee that more than 80% will say they weren't even read their rights upon being arrested. That's police academy 101 and it doesn't only work in the movies and TV shows. The system is embedded for a reason. THIS system is embarrassing itself and the the country it's sits on. If I think if anything else I'll let you KNOW.... Btw I went undercover on my own after a lifetime of being screwed and you still won't do anything about liberty bar lying to stripper who could go to jail for dancing there as they dont have a license and allowed weed in the back and sex in the basement and bathrooms. Gold coast in Detroit is a coke bar. And they pay cops of... One of them is gay and frequents the bar I would know I worked there for 4 years as a bisexual employee and after 3 months I didn't make more than 3-6 bucks and hour because I was competing with the coke buissness and the guys prostituting themselves in the back room... They have an alert system when they are about to be raised and body zone is and ACTUAL brothel. All the above is ILLEGAL... I've been working for the system since I was 16 I'm just not a paid officer. I'm a lover of life. Contact me when you want their names I honestly just got lost in my cover. I know stupid huh. But I was learning so much. My handler decided not to contact me anymore so I took initiative. And learned the ins and outs from blackops all the way down to preschool... Actually as a CI I believe I was employed and there is a record of that somewhere... So if you jail me for doing what you built me to do you are covering up the monster YOU created. Real life Jason borne right here ;) I have many faces. :*I can also point you to a heroine dealer but it's been soon long I'd have find it again... I believe it off Baldwin... You got people buying and selling coke right here in clarkston I can point em out. And they are firing me from working because I wear yoga pants. I'm practically doing your job for you... Should I be an undo? Will you hired me I trained myself the way they do BT and broke it all down to an easy science. Plus I'm pretty accurate... Last time I shot a gun though was with my dad and it wasn't a gun it was a bow and arrow. I'll give you half of Clarkston for a new car and enough gas to leave this state. Half of Detroit... Part of Pontiac and waterford. I have everything you need in my head. We're still friends right? Next, Kansas.
9 years ago (10-02-2017)